今天風和日麗,微風陣陣,女朋友要我陪她去逛街.                              |
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| 丫頭一逛街就找衣服,當然她試穿時難看的我會說成一般,一般的我會說成還可以,還|
| 可以的我會說成漂亮,漂亮的我會說成特別漂亮.                               |
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| 終于,我看到丫頭挑出一件告別漂亮的T恤,看她喜形于色,我估計她也喜歡,形勢不妙|
| ,我抱著肚子說:"丫頭,我肚子疼,去下廁所,你買好了到門口接我。"              |
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| "好啊。"                                                                 |
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| 其實我只是有一點想上廁所,但并非肚子疼,可支開丫頭只有這樣了.              |
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| 到了公廁,一老大爺要我交5毛錢再進.                                        |
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| "五毛錢?老大爺,我是學生啊,得學生价啊."                                   |
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| "學生也是人啊,白菜也是菜,蚊子腿也是肉"                                   |
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| 碰到高人了,我暗道,但我馬上鎮下心來.                                      |
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| "老大爺,你有那什么?孫子孫女嗎?"                                          |
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| "當然有,有一孫子,問這干嘛,查戶口啊?"老大爺口气咄咄逼人的說。             |
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| "你孫子几歲了？"                                                         |
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| "8歲了."                                                                 |
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| "那你孫子上公交買票么?"                                                  |
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| "不要."                                                                  |
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| "你孫子去公園要買票么?"                                                  |
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| "不要."                                                                  |
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| "對了啊,白菜也是菜,狼心也是心,狗肺也是肺嘛,那我再問您,我們大學生三下鄉時 |
| 要過誰錢嗎?我們學生美化街道時要過誰錢嗎?我扶老大媽背一包米過馬路時收過錢 |
| 嗎?"                                                                     |
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| "這......沒有."顯然老大爺被我說中了心事,臉紅了吃吃的回答.估計他心里充滿愧|
| 疚,一定想找個地洞鑽進去。                                                |
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| 我心中大喜,胜利感油然而生,乘胜追擊,我又心平气和的說﹕"沒有吧,老大爺,退一W
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| 步講,98洪水解放軍抗洪要過錢嗎?沒有!徐虎修理馬桶要過錢嗎?沒有！公園里有人 |
| 給你孫子糖果吃要過錢嗎?沒有！全都沒有是吧?"                              |
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| 老大爺臉紅到了腳底,木訥的看著我.                                         |
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| 我繼續說道:"現在是社會主義社會,我們偉大的祖國正在构建社會主義和諧社會,學 |
| 生上廁所也應該有學生价,我們做學生的用的都是父母的血汗錢,每用一毛,心就被揪|
| 了一下似的....."                                                         |
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| "別....別說了,免費吧"老大爺沮喪的打斷了我的話,倒在我肩上痛哭起來,我輕輕拍|
| 了几下老大爺的頭,說:"也不用免費,我又不是來這里白吃白喝的,再說來公廁白吃白|
| 喝傳出去也不太好听吧,不如收我一毛吧,說到這時我給了老大爺一元錢,老大爺慌忙|
| 找回我九毛,可能怕找錯了,捏在手心里半緊半松的數了几遍才交給我,給我時我分明|
| 看到硬幣上沾著老大爺手心的汗.                                            |
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| 心情好,自然暢通.                                                         |
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| 出公廁時女朋友買好衣服在外面等我了，我竊喜，丫頭還想買點什么似的，拉著我 |
| 又狂逛。女人的購買欲望是無窮大的！                                       |
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| 大概走了一個小時后，我感覺到她這么久沒買什么東西差不多准備買什么了吧，我 |
| 趁她認真挑褲子時對她說"丫頭，你慢慢挑好，我去那買份報紙就回，就在那。"我 |
| 指著不遠處的報刊亭對丫頭說。                                             |
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| 丫頭"嗯"了一聲算是批准我了吧。我又擺脫了，到了報刊亭。                   |
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| 我問阿姨怎么報紙那么貴了啊，阿姨反問道6毛錢一份的《參考消息》還會貴？我沒|
| 吭聲，忽然間我靈光一閃。                                                 |
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| "阿姨，有沒有去年的報紙？"                                               |
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| "這小伙子，我賣的又不是年報"                                             |
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| "那上個月沒賣完的總有吧，要處理掉吧？"                                   |
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| "這倒是有，五毛錢兩份給你"                                               |
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| "少一點啊，四毛吧，二毛錢一份，二毛五一份不好听，圖個吉利嘛"             |
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| "好吧，拿去"                                                             |
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| 真是喜出望外，我拿出剛老大爺找回的四個一毛硬幣給了阿姨。                 |
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| 丫頭終究還是沒買成那條褲子，東走走，西望望。她很累了吧，說要回去了，我說 |
| 好啊，她說坐公交。                                                       |
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| 我大吃一斤。                                                             |
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| 坐公交兩人要兩塊錢啊，而我身上只有5毛了，于是我對丫頭說﹕"丫頭，公交那么擠
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| 又好臟，一不小心傳染病                                                   |
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| 就上身了哦，還是走路回吧，健康，時尚呢"                                  |
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| "走路好熱啊？！"                                                         |
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| "我買冰棍你吃。"                                                         |
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| 到了冰霜前，她拿的是一根2元的伊利，我慌忙幫她放回去了，對丫頭說﹕"我身上只
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| 有一張100的，還有5毛零                                                   |
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| 錢了，別找零了。"                                                        |
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| 丫頭乖乖的拿了一根儿童裝的5毛錢的冰棍。                                  |
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| 回到宿舍我心疼死了，今天陪丫頭花了我整整1圓RMB啊,怎么現在的女人都這么花  |
| 錢？                                                                     |
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哈哈，要是娶了老婆还不知道要怎么折腾着想的省钱呢！这个女朋友也好哄的很哦。嘿嘿，

没女朋友的帅小伙可是要加油了哦！

真扣呀.哪个女娃儿愿意跟到起你哟!!!!!!!!!!!

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抠的有水平！

女孩子们要小心点了！

牛,真牛,不是一般的牛

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天呀，这也太抠了

haha，值得学习啊 。这表示智慧是可以弥补金钱上的不足的～～～～

实在是厉害,佩服.佩服的是楼主能让这里所有的女生都回贴.

实在值得我们学习,哈哈,因为楼主是一个高手

真有这种男人吗？对你女朋友深表同情~ ~

高手哇｀我也学会了一招｀｀

支持楼主!

但是有时候也要会做一点嘛!